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Gatorade

by Jenner Fox

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A drinking song

(Dear Powerade people,
No hard feelings. In fact, I'm pretty indifferent about the whole Gatorade vs. Powerade, Pepsi vs. Coke thing. I'm not a big drink dude. If forced to choose, I'd get the one that's cheaper (usually Powerade). You could stay up all night trying to decide between the two, it's like fried eggs vs. scrambled eggs, you might as well arbitrarily pick one and defend it for all you're worth. That's what we do in America right? (All you scramblers suck).

BUT if you're really super truly passionate about Powerade and this song irks you, PLEASE do the following:
1. memorize the lyrics to the song
2. any time you hear the word Gatorade, anticipate it and sing Powerade really loud so you can't hear the word Gatorade. Do the same for the parts that talk about Powerade, switching it with Gatorade. So easy.
3. tell your friends about the song
4. voila, now you have the Powerade anthem you've always wanted

Drink Responsibly).

lyrics

Gatorade - © Jenner Fox

The day I learned how to walk
I had a sinful soul
Oh the day I learned how to walk
Was the day I learned to fall

Barred white fences
Shadows from city trees
The toils of a sweaty suburban white dude
With sodium deficiencies

At 5 I found Jesus
At 10 the devil above
At 12 an orange capped bottle
At 12 I found love

Gatorade gatorade
You must be heaven made
Lemon lime and blue cascade
I’ll drown in gatorade

I met you on the darkest night
The darkest night in years
I met you on the dark night
And I left you in tears

At 5 I found Jesus
At 10 the devil above
At 12 an orange capped bottle
At 12 I found love

Gatorade gatorade
You must be heaven made
Lemon lime and blue cascade
I’ll drown in gatorade

Powerade you’re really lame
All your flavors taste the same
Sour melon and grape
You suck Powerade

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released January 22, 2015
Jenner Fox (Guitar/Vocals)
Lauren Tronick (Fiddle/Vocals)
Tommy Bazarian (Guitar/Vocals)
Ethan Schneider (Drums)
Hans Bilger (Bass)
Jacob Paul (Trumpet)

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Jenner Fox Sisters, Oregon

There is something that happens inside a good song. A tootsie roll can take you back to your elementary school playground; the voice of a toothless refrigerator man reminds you to say “I love you.” Jenner Fox tells the stories of people and places with unparalleled compassion and respect. His artful tone, poetry, and fluency on his guitar do something only the brave ones do: let us in. ... more

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